Le Kineret sur Nice

21/09/2026: I valiantly set upon a quest to procure for my beloved a succulent meal of proportions measuring of such hedonistic grandeur that a mere being of the 5 earthly senses could scarce resist. I, a simple, humble traveller, weary and forlorn, happened upon an establishment of such generous hospitality where I was vouchsafed with the safekeeping of nigh-forgotten secrets of culinary ecstasy, and chompy wompy-kins. In my darkest hour, when my famished beloved wasted away in our BnB, I was met with a shining beacon of providence. The kindest of shepherdesses granted me entry into the kingdom of wonder (and anchovies) and fortuitously informed me she would accept payment by credit card. With bated breath I attended patiently for my pizza to emerge fully realized in form and entity. I, a stranger in this land, mistook for my own order number: 97, for another’s, 37, and for a moment I feared that I and another man might come to blows in gentlemanly combat, yet it proved that my own produced itself swiftly, dissolving our dispute. I shall remain indebted, indefinitely, to this inn, for accepting my weary, wretched frame and restoring my body to a formidable, fabulous condition.

19/09/2026: The eggplant pizza was absolutely delicious! The vending machine was very easy to use and the man behind the counter was very friendly. Highly recommended!