Le Palanquin Dore sur Niort

05/01/2026: During a terrible January evening, where I lost all my games (my teammates were totally trolling on CD), I decided to order something to cheer myself up. So I chose a place I knew that served good food: La Fringale. I ordered, as I would say, "my classic," namely: salmon and avocado tartare, spring rolls, and coleslaw (free with the purchase of salmon tartare). Everything was going perfectly. But then, disaster struck! I had entered the wrong address (#whataloser). Without hesitation, I decided to summon my courage and grab the nearest vehicle (car) to go to the wrong place. Upon arriving, already dejected and completely disappointed by the situation, I received my order and went home feeling like I'd ruined my evening. Once home, I decided to open the small bag containing my order. And then, tears welled up in my eyes… Not only was my order complete and prepared with the utmost care, but the people in charge of it decided to slip in a box of eight sushi. After that, I continued my Poppy Jungle Tank matches, which I continued to lose, because I am objectively the worst LoL player in the universe, but this time, no hatred coursed through my veins. I had no more enemies. So, from that day forward, I decided to stop eating junk food, stop ordering food delivery, and take back control of this life that was getting the better of me. Thank you to everyone who interacted with my order that evening. Know that you made a mediocre man's life a little brighter, if only for one night. We might cross paths again someday, but until then, I wish you all happiness and success. Thank you. (PS: Just next time, if you could use chopsticks, it would be pixelated. Kisses)

07/12/2025: It's a mix of bar, Chinese restaurant, betting shop, and parcel pickup point... it's hard to define what it is. Just passing through for a coffee.