Un Singe en Hiver sur Calais

29/08/2026: The welcome, cleanliness, and setting were excellent! A breathtaking view. Relaxation and serenity. This place is magical, and I've never eaten such good oysters as here. Even in Cancale, they have nothing on you! 😂 However, and this is for the owner: your "Penne rigate with tomato, olive, and chorizo ​​for 24 euros" is an absolute rip-off! (The sauce was bland, thin, and completely tasteless.) I swear, I could make better in 10 minutes flat, stopwatch in hand, with a store-bought sauce from Aldi! It's a real shame. So go ahead, but whatever you do, don't order that plate of pasta, which must cost them €1.50 at cost.

23/08/2026: Lovely welcome, good food, beautiful view. It's a shame the gentleman in the pink shirt took our money when we gave him our gift voucher. We were rushed through it!