19/09/2024: Welcome with a smile and speed of table service very good. Thank you for going so far as to serve us our trays.
18/09/2024: A sumptuous, divine, enchanting experience...!
Determined to break away from my mundane daily life, I went to the local McDonald's restaurant. An experience that is certainly “popular” (in the sociological sense of the term) but so enriching; a real life lesson.
The dining rooms are delicately decorated in an architectural style reminiscent of the glory days of the venerable Raphael. The seats are so comfortable that one would easily mistake them for celestial clouds deliberately placed by the Archangel Gabriel! The tables are cut from a wood so noble and robust that it seems to be supported by the boards used to build Noah's Ark! The atmosphere, for its part, is exquisite! A real “melting pot” of cultures and horizons. As I passed through the magnificent doors of your establishment, I had the sensation of treading on the sacred ground of Valhalla! I even learned words in a language, well, very informal but devilishly fun! Camtar, bouillave, marave... we would almost make it an Alexandrian!
The meal was remarkable. Unpretentious and inexpensive, and yet...! Did I not have the feeling of being invited to the banquet of the Gods of Olympus to celebrate the marriage of Peleus and Thetis? The brioche bun on the burger was poignantly soft! The steak was so spectacularly tender...! Did one of your brave employees shoot him himself that morning? The potatoes were plentiful and gleamed like gold bars destined to become necklaces that would carry the most sumptuous royal jewels in the world! The drink, on the other hand, was so invigorating and thirst-quenching! An oasis in the desert...!
The service was amazing. Seeing these brave, young recruits working hard was inspiring. The vigor of the employees responsible for the fries, the dedication of the workers at the checkouts, the professionalism of the cleaners...! Simply stunning! Let your detractors take note! All with a professionalism worthy of a financial bigwig and prose that would inspire Balzac!
However, one of the employees bearing a striking resemblance to actor Rowan Atkinson is highly disconcerting! I do not wish to denigrate this TOP and gold shock team. Unfortunately this recruit sometimes seems absent and has a smug look that is truly unsettling.
As I was about to leave, I decided to make my way to the bathroom to powder my nose. Unfortunately, the smell was nauseating (testimony to the success of the famous "garlic sauce", I presume?). Small point of vigilance, therefore.
Many thanks for this phenomenal experience. I will come back if phase number 2 of my epic (digestion) turns out to be peaceful.
Respectfully yours,
C. De BoisBaudry
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