King Ludwig's Castle sur Chessy

02/10/2026: The call of the wild. The lure of the unknown. The Anaconda Pasta and waffle fries. These are the things that plague the restless spirit that longs for sporting, swashbuckling adventure. What if I told you that in the deepest, darkest jungle between civilization and nature lies an Eden? I myself doubted it’s existence, for I had been deceived through my internet-based reconnaissance that this particular location would be condemned before my arrival, however by sheer cosmic fortune I was granted passage to a kingdom nearly lost to time. To one accustomed to the stifling pageantry of the modern world the Maître d’Is may have seemed a touch impetuous, but for the journey that lay before me I understood there was a requisite haste and discipline for which some pleasantries must be dispensed with. Hewed from raw, untamed hinterland a cuisine so refined does not emerge without sacrifice. The leaves of my Gochugang Korean Chicken Lettuce Wraps arrived tastefully aged, lending a suppleness reminiscent of the excess skin on one’s elbow. Such culinary subtleties did not escape my perception. As I sunk my teeth into my Creole Macaroni and Cheese I could hear the cicadas singing on the bayou. When my eyelids fell in surrender I sunk deeper into a vision where I became a chompy chompy alligator friend, as something deep within my primordial lizard brain awakened: a sensation both new and as old as time.

30/09/2026: The food was great, very tasty. Our service was just such a lovely man. So friendly and interactive. Lots of fun